Dispatches From The Revolution

Your Three-Hour Podcast About Destroying Capitalism Has Been Audited: The State Has Some Questions About Your Business Model

The Bureau of Ideological Consistency has completed its review of "Dismantling the Machine," a podcast that somehow generated $47,000 in annual revenue while arguing that profit is theft. The findings are... illuminating.

Apr 4, 2026

We Let an AI Build Our Communist Utopia and It Sent Every Single One of Us to the Orchards

Our editorial team, collectively boasting seventeen years of content creation experience and zero transferable agricultural skills, decided to let an AI allocate our labor in a fully planned economy. The AI did not care about our personal brands. The AI did not care at all.

Mar 11, 2026